My ebook is now available!

My first collection of humorous essays, "I Worship the Ground That Awaits You," is now available for the Amazon Kindle for the low price of only $2.95.  Where else can you get so much entertainment for such a low price?  The book will be available for the Barnes and Noble Nook reader within moments (it probably already is by the time you read this).  If--like me--you don't own an ereader yet, you can download a free app for your pc or mobile device that will allow you to read my book or any others you download.

I'm proud of this collection, and it is fun to see how my writing and approach to the material changed over the course of the last ten years (although the essays are not in sequential order just to keep things interesting).

Drop by one of the websites and download your copy today!

Kindly Kindle me, please.

The day is almost here: My first book for the Amazon Kindle should be available soon.  I will let you know as soon as you can buy a copy of this terrific book of humor.

Shop and SAVE!

If you love to shop online like I do, check out ebates.com!  It's easy to register and a great way to save even more money than normal online.  I joined recently and am loving it.  It features all my favorite stores, and I have found some fun new ones to!

Click the headline above and sign up now to start saving!

Hot in Cleveland

Great new show on TVLand with some of my favorite actors and actresses.  First ep was quite funny and bodes well for the future.

The Wolfman

Saw it in the theatre and loved it; the director's cut on the DVD is even better.  Don't know why the critics had it in for this film, but it is a terrific reboot of the old Lon Chaney Jr. flick.

Larry King's wife in good shape after apparent overdose

Probably didn't realize how many times she'd have to sleep with the disgusting old goat.

iPhone 4

Click the headline to read all about Apple's latest drool-inducer.  Personally, I'm a PC, but Apple won me over to the iPhone with its sleek design and cool functionality. 

If everyone reading this would donate $1 to me, I could afford to take a bus and drive past the iPhone store.

Was I Right?

Word has it that Sandra Bulldyke, er, BullOCK was kissing Scarlett Johanssen (sp) at the MTV Movie Awards.  Maybe my earlier post was correct, after all.  :)

America's New Sweetheart

This makes me love Sandra Bullock even more (click the headline).

We can leave it like that, cause I do adore her, or you can mouse over the next sentence and see what else I think: Sandy is a lesbian, the marriage was arranged,.and that was why the adoption occurred so quietly during Jesse's downfall.

Ted Faggard is back...

...and he wants to hold people's...hands, among other things.  Click the headline for the story.

Loser.  And what is up with the wife?  Lovc or no love, Ted is gay, dear, and given some of his past poor choices is quite likely to bring disease into your home.  Move on and find a better man, for God's sake.

Good Movie

Middle of the night--surfing and watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding on cable.  Terrific movie, didn't like it the first time but it grew on my because my husband made me watch it again.  Funny how some movies are like that.  For me, it is rare for the opposite to occur: If I love a movie the first time, I don't generally dislike ti the next time I see it.  Weird.

A Six Pack and a Lonely Road

Click the headline to read the new Gallup survey on attitudes about gays and lesbians.  Fascinating.

There used to be an old joke where I'm from that the difference between a straight man and a gay man was a six pack and a lonely road.

R.I.P. Rue McClanahan

Click the headline to read the NYT story of another sad passing.

French McDonald's courts gay clientele

Click the headline above to see McDonald's French ad with the slogan "Come as you are" and read the accompanying story.  Very well done.

Deer Crashes into Fresh Market Window, Runs Through Store

There are about a dozen punchlines to this story, most of which write themselves:

• the police tazed the animal because he was brandishing his hooves in a threatening manner
• there is plenty of fresh venison this week at the Fresh Market

etc., etc.

Be sure and read the comments after the story for some more of the humor.

SATC2

Ignore the critics! If you liked the first Sex and the City movie you'll have a ball at the second. Very fun, the fashions and locations are gorgeous, and the story is fun! What the heck else do you expect from a summer popcorn movie. Delightful!

Child Mauled

Once again in the news, a child was bitten in the face by a dog, this time a pit bull mix. What is it about freakin' pit bulls? I can't recall any stories about a cocker spaniel ripping off anyone's face.

Dream On

Until my local cable provider comes up with the long-overdue Neil Patrick Harris channel, please enjoy this awesome short clip from Glee courtesy of Fox and YouTube. Just click on the title above to enjoy this awesomeness.

He's Ba-a-a-a-a-a-ck!

I find it hard to believe I have not posted in OVER TWO YEARS! LOL Seems like just days ago, but then I've been busy.

Check out my editorial cartoons in the Louisville (KY) Courier-Journal or hop over to www.scottcoffman.com

I promise I will post SOMETHING at least once a day--though there's not telling what the content will be.